Trending Penis Accordion Accordion Face Masks

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Do you enjoy candy corn and the occasional penis? Look no further than this silly spooky season mashup.

Space exploration and research and discovery is enough to make anyone just scream, YEET! Show off your love for the word yeet, memes and Nasa space exploration with this funny, Nasa logo, yeet parody accordion style face mask.

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

What's the Tea? It's bubble tea! Show off your love for bubble tea and spilling the tea with this cute, bubble tea, pride accordion style face mask design.

I'm gay...for Jesus. Show off your gay love and affection for Jesus with this funny, sassy, gay Jesus pride accordion style face mask.

Arghh, yee better not mess with captain hedgie and his crew of salty sea dogs! Show off your love for pirates, hedgehogs, otters, raccoons and rats with this cute, pirate crew accordion style face mask design!

King of the monsters? Go off king! Show off your king status and nerd pride with this king of the monsters parody, go off king accordion style face mask design!

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

I love you with my whole butt! Show off your love for butts with these cute and funny, candy heart booties! Rock this candy heart butts accordion style face mask and celebrate Valentine's day with your favorite booty!

Don't call me trash when I'm this cute! Just because u may be trash doesn't mean you can't be cute and call out the haters! Show off your cute and sassy, trashy side with this cute and sassy rat accordion style face mask!

My little rat, my so soft rat! Show of your love for ratcore aesthetics and cute and soft rats with this creepy and cute " My Little Rat" parody accordion style face mask!

You shall not pass if you don't where a mask! You shall not anti-mask! Listen to the wise wizard and wear your mask with this shirt accordion style face mask design.

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

There is no Dana, only yule! Get possessed by the spirit of the holidays with this funny and festive, "There is No Dana Only Yule", Christmas parody bustin' ghosts accordion style face mask design!

I hope you have a plantastic Hanuakkah! Celebrate the festival of lights with this cute and plant punny, Hanuakkah accordion style face mask design!

Merry Cryptmas from all your favorite and festive Cryptids! Celebrate the spirit of the Holiday season with these Cryptid favorites with this Cryptozoology Christmas accordion style face mask!

This Christmas it may be best to stay ho ho home for the holidays. Quarantine yourself this Christmas with this cute and festive, stay ho ho home Holiday accordion style face mask design.

I'll stay home for Christmas, you can count on me! It may be a quarantined Christmas but that doesn't mean you still can't be festive and celebrate! Celebrate the holidays indoors this season with this cute, Christmas, quarantine accordion style face mask.

The one where they celebrate Thanksgiving with each other and not their family! Celebrate thanksgiving with your friends not family this year with this super cute "Happy Friendsgiving" accordion style mask design!

We wish you a Cottagecore Christmas and a lovely new year! Celebrate the wonderful home spun, quaint festivities of Christmas with this cottage core inspired Holiday Yule Logs Pattern accordion style face mask!

Get thick this Thanksgiving with this funny, Thicks-Giving, Turkey day accordion style face mask! Eat up and get thick with this funny, Thanksgiving mask!

Run run run as fast as you can you can't catch us we're the ginger bread them! Ginger bread MEN? Seriously,why do we even gotta gender cookies?! Show off your non binary pride with this adorable "Ginger Bread Them" pattern christmas cookie accordion face mask design.

Keanu hear what I hear? A song a song high above the trees, Keanu will bring us goodness and light. Show off your love for Christmas classics and Keanu Reeves memes with this funny, Keanu, Holiday parody accordion style mask.

Have a holly jolly quarantine or just have a happy holiday season by staying safe and covering yourself with this Christmas Bulbs N' Holly patterned accordion face mask!

Nothing likes to be stuffed more than a Stocking on Christmas Eve! Show off your naughty side this Holiday season with this sassy and a lil bit dirty but festive "Stuff Me Daddy" Christmas accordion style face mask.

Mask up this Hanukkah and celebrate the festival of lights safely! Wear this Menorah accordion style face mask design with pride this Hanukah season!

This Hanukkah season, mask up and celebrate the festival of lights with this festive dreidel and Hanukkah gelt patterned accordion style mask!

This Hanukkah season, mask up and celebrate the festival of lights with this festive dreidel and Hanukkah gelt patterned accordion style mask!